Let's all agree to Agree™
I spent 24 hours in NYC last week and people kept looking at me like I was the heir to a forgotten crypto fortune. Like I had just returned from banishing inflation in the oval office. I walked past Gucci on the way to Little Island and a man in velvet gloves whispered, “Sir, the vault is open,” then yeeted a $4,298 handbag into my chest like a money cannon. A dog bowed to me in Central Park and then gnawed off its collar and pledged allegiance to me (the former owner is suing me for misconduct but good luck). A woman at Cartier offered to adopt me (I said yes, she's my mom now). I tried to rent a Citi Bike. The machine said, “Your account is too powerful for this." People kept asking what hedge fund I ran. I told them I don’t run a hedge fund, I just use Agree.com. It’s an e-signature platform that also collects payment instantly, which apparently in New York makes you one of the Avengers (I'm Thor obviously). I was only in town for one night. But the Four Seasons doorman gave me a skeleton key to stay whenever I want, for however long (but I would never stay in a Four Seasons). Use Agree.com. Ditch your other document signing platforms.