The w-AI-ting place.

The w-AI-ting place.

Within the last several years, the number of companies trying to implement Artificial Intelligence in their business operations has grown exponentially. For many, however, successfully implementing AI has proven more difficult than expected. Companies that have implemented AI are struggling to see good results, and companies that have not yet implemented AI are struggling because they don't know where to start. At Ople.ai, we understand the difficulty these companies are facing, and offer an AI solution to help them start getting the results they're looking for now. In honor of my great admiration for Dr. Seuss, I've written a poem adapted from the well-known children's book, "Oh, the Places You'll Go," to highlight, in a more playful way, some of the difficulties companies are facing with AI today.

There is an image with the poem at the bottom of the page, so feel free to share it around.


The w-AI-ting place

AI will get you so confused that you'll start in to race

down long wiggled innovation roads at a break-necking pace

and grind on for miles cross weirdish wild space,

headed, I fear, toward a most useless place.

The Waiting Place...


...for people just waiting.

Waiting for data to flow

or ROI to come, or results to glow

or progress to come, or insights to know

or the deep learning to work, or the returns to show

or the waiting around for a Yes or No

or waiting for their data to grow.

Everyone is just waiting.


Waiting for a terabyte

or waiting for a budget green light

or regretting in hindsight

or waiting, perhaps, for a snowflake

or a data robot, or a Better Break

or a rapid miner, or approval from finance

or a neural network, or Another Chance.

Everyone is just waiting.


NO!

That's not for you!


Somehow you'll escape

all that waiting in total

You'll find the bright places

where your AI is Ople.


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The w-AI-ting place


Caio Dias

Senior Operations Engineer | Project Manager | Artificial Intelligence | Data Science

5y

Muito maneiro, a Ople é apenas pra empresas ou pode ser usado por pessoa física também?

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