Parody: Ali Baba and the Forty Algorithms
In the dusty edges of a digital desert—somewhere between firewalls and fiber optics—lived a humble coder named Ali Baba. He didn’t have much: a secondhand laptop, three mugs of stale coffee, and a dream of launching the next great app.
One day, while debugging in the cloud forest (that’s the digital kind), he stumbled upon a hidden terminal blinking in the middle of nowhere. Suddenly, a group of forty hackers in hoodies appeared—part cyber-wizard, part crypto-bro—speaking in strange code.
Their leader walked up to the ancient silicon gate and said:
"Open... AI."
Instantly, the terminal whirred to life. A secret interface unfolded, revealing the vault of ultimate code—AI models, zero-day exploits, unlimited GPU time, and access to the forbidden API tier (the one with no rate limits).
After they logged off to go disrupt some other sectors, Ali Baba nervously whispered the phrase:
"Open AI."
And boom! He was in. He grabbed just a few nuggets: a stable LLM, a friendly chatbot, and a machine that could write code and haikus.
Back home, Ali’s older brother Kassim, who ran a shady NFT startup, got greedy. “Bro, I want in!” he said. He found the vault but forgot the magic command.
He tried:
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Nothing worked. The hackers caught him mid-keystroke. Ctrl+Alt+Deleted him on the spot.
Ali mourned his brother’s RAM usage but had bigger problems. The hacker gang traced the data breach back to him and plotted revenge.
Their leader disguised himself as a DevOps consultant and arrived at Ali’s place with forty smart fridges supposedly filled with energy drinks, but really—they each hid a rogue AI model trained to sabotage.
Luckily, Ali’s house assistant, MorgianaBot v2.0, detected the CPU anomalies. She quietly reprogrammed each fridge to overheat and auto-update forever.
By the time the lead hacker came back, she’d already hacked his hoodie’s Bluetooth. One “Oops, system error” later—he was digitally vaporized.
Grateful, Ali gave MorgianaBot admin rights and added her to the startup’s cap table. Together, they lived well, launched ethically, and always remembered to whisper:
"Open AI."
And close the firewall after.