10 Commandments of Cybersecurity :

1. "Thou shalt not clicketh" on dubious links, for the path of temptation leads to the phishing pits.

2. "Remember to update" thy software, as thou rememberest thy mother-in-law's birthday.

3. "Honor complex passwords", like a secret recipe passed down through generations.

4. "Thou shalt not covet" free unprotected Wi-Fi, for it is the forbidden fruit in the hacker's Eden.

5. "Keep holy the two-factor authentication", for it is the guardian of thy digital gates.

6. "Thou shalt not bear false personal info", for the truth shall set thee free (and secure).

7. "Thou shalt not steal" data, nor suffer it to be stolen, for what's thine is sacred.

8. "Thou shalt not commit adultery" with sketchy software, for fidelity to thy programs shall preserve thee.

9. "Thou shalt not kill" thine antivirus, for it is the shield of thy digital soul.

10. "Thou shalt not envy" thy neighbor's gadgets, but protect thine own as the treasure it is.

Remember, cybersecurity is no joke, but a dash of humor can make staying safe a bit more fun!