Your dose of Sunday Scaries... 👻
With searches around gifting women on the rise this week and last - ‘gifts for women’ +13%, ‘gifts for mum’ +37%, ‘gifts for girls’ +30%, ‘gifts for wife’ +4% (Metis) - I know many of you are scouring the internet for the perfect gift for that special lady in your life... 🎁
Now, jewellery (+9%), lingerie (+8%), a faux fur coat (+25%), or even this season’s must-have; a burgundy dress (+236%) may seem like the obvious decisions but in a world of ‘your body, my choice’ these all seem a little redundant...And of course, you don’t want to make the same mistake as Ballerina Farm’s husband and buy her an egg apron...even if you would be emulating the ‘aspirational’ lifestyle of a billionaire...dilemmas, dilemmas... 🤔
Well, never fear your gifting fairy is here to guide you towards some items that the ladies in your life may actually want and will certainly come in handy for them in a world where women’s rights seem to slowly be eroding...
🔫 Gun Licence UK – +168% this month, +83% this week – One for only the most determined to please of partners, this requires a lot of dedication, cash, no prior record, and assurance that you aren’t part of the problem.
🪓 Small Axe - +115% this month, +150% this week – Practical and handbag friendly! Just kidding...these are very illegal to carry unless according to UK Law you have ‘good reason’.
💦 Pepper Spray - +32% this month, +13% this week – Not at all legal if you are based in the UK but there are some good alternatives like FARB-GEL-SPRAY or NOYZIE that will keep her safe and on the right side of the law.
🎥 Home Security Camera - +81% this month, +38% this week – By far the least dangerous item on this list but certainly the most sensible and according to the UK Gov significantly reduces the risk of being attacked in your home.
In all seriousness, none of these gifts – except perhaps the home security camera – are particularly realistic (or festive for that matter).
However, seeing these and so many similar search terms rise in demand this month – coinciding with the result of the US election and the potential impact on women’s (and many others) rights this could have as well as other world events like the potential reduction of the age of consent in Iraq, and the ban on women raising their voices in Afghanistan – it seems to me that now more than ever may be a time to consider how people in your life are feeling about their safety and more importantly what you can do to support them...