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Loaf-ing Out Loud: The Ultimate Bread Dad Joke Challenge 🥖 Alright LinkedIn, hit pause on inspirational posts, let’s see what you’ve got! Drop your best bread-related dad joke in the comments and share this post (more likes and more jokes!) 😁 The comment with the most likes by Thursday at 4 PM PST wins a free Atome Bakery box—aka, a box of the best artisan sourdough you’ll ever bake at home. Let me kick things off: ❝The best way to handle stress? No knead to worry, just loaf it out!❞ Now it’s your turn! Ready… set… pun! 🙌 PS1: Photo for attention really, but we love seeing Atome Pets! 🐕 PS2: Best video game console ever! 🎮 PS3: This is only available in the 12 provinces/states of West NA. ⚠️
Why did the loaf of bread get promoted? Because it was on a roll!
There once was a humble baker named Will, who kneaded a fresh start. Life had been tough—his last business went a-rye, his girlfriend left saying he was too kneady, and even his dog ran away (with a baguette, no less).Determined to turn things around, he set out to bake the most legendary sourdough the world had ever seen. He spent weeks perfecting his starter, feeding it with the utmost care. He even whispered words of encouragement: "You can do it, little yeasties!"Finally, the day came. The dough had proofed beautifully, the oven was at the perfect temp, and as he slid the loaf in, he felt a spark of hope. But disaster struck—the fire alarm blared, smoke filled the room, and his masterpiece was toast.Defeated, he sank into a chair. That’s when his old mentor, an elderly baker named Crustopher, walked in and surveyed the scene. With a knowing smile, he patted Will on the back and said:"You just have to learn to take life one crumb at a time... and always remember—when things go a-rye, don’t loaf around, just roll with it!
Dog on it! I can't beloaf the shenanigans happening here. This is a furry ridiculous move, I mean, who sits on a box of ready to bake bread? I have a feeling it's gonna be inpawsible to catch the tail end of this, but I'm here for it!
PS3 🙁….How deflating
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend? You deserve butter. PS4 : Are you hiring? Safe guarding skills, but need to improve on baking… Out of the 12 !
Got a bread truck? You can baguette up to my house.
LOL - Loafing Out Loud
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