Alkemist Labs Announces New Service Expansion: Testing By Input!!! Takes Fairy Dusting to the Next Level Alkemist Labs has expanded its suite of services to include Testing By Input. “For years the industry has struggled with testing super complicated products like a two herb mixture or anything that does not have an existing compendial method. Fringe companies said they wished Alkemist could meet their testing needs, and we heard them,” said Alkemist Labs CEO Elan Sudberg. “It takes time to acquire and validate new instrumentation, like the SHARP COMPET VX-792C Twin Power Calculator and I’m proud of the Alkemist staff for this expansion! We are excited to meet all those news clients’ needs to support their fairy dusting expertise.” Alkemist Labs acknowledges that while time-tested and FDA approved methods do exist like HPTLC, and labs that can develop methods for complicated mixtures and finished products, like Alkemist Labs, are open for business, sometimes doing the right thing just takes too much time and money. Ask us about our rush 10 second TAT calculation options!!! And just in case you did not figure it out… This is an April Fools’ Day joke!!! 😂 😂 😂 #dontcallittesting #nottesting #nicecalculator #aprilfoolsday #aprilfools #aprilfool #pranks #aprilfoolsjoke #funny #aprilfoolsprank #laughter #wewontusethatgarbage #lowroad #notquality #alkemistlabs Elan Sudberg Petra Erlandson
